We’ve put together the 13 terms you need to know to resist right now… and 10 days from now, and two weeks from now, and next month.

1. Oligarchy: A pathetic situation where a small portion, one percent, owns everything, and more than 99 percent of the population are getting just poorer. This is the current state of affairs in a number of countries, including Russia and the U.S.

2. Putin: A tiny, malicious KGB agent, whose main goal in life is to steal more and more money from the Russian people. He would love to see patriarchal ethics-free oligarchy spreading all around the globe, and is making strides in achieving that goal by pulling his Trump puppet’s strings.